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THERE MIGHT NOT BE A "GARY TAKES A BATH" TRANSCRIPT!


 

BEST DAY EVER SHORTS TRANSCRIPTS

Crossing The Road

We see an old lady near a road at a bus stop

 

SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard.

 

SpongeBob helps her cross the road

 

Old Lady: But I don’t…

SpongeBob: Yep, you’re safe with me.

 

The Old Lady hits SpongeBob on the head with her umbrella

 

Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!

SpongeBob: We’ll see about that!

 

The Old Lady jumps on SpongeBob’s back, SpongeBob tries to catch up with the bus

 

Old Lady: Yeee---haw!

 

SpongeBob’s shoe bursts, making him trip over, the Old Lady flies in the air, spins on a lamppost and lands on the bus

 

Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Oh you’re… (car runs him over)… welcome.

Anything for Baby

SpongeBob gets on a bus

 

SpongeBob: Morning!

 

SpongeBob sits down, a bay starts crying, he thinks of a way to stop the baby crying

 

SpongeBob slips out the bus and the baby sees him hanging from the window, the baby stops crying

 

SpongeBob pulls some silly faces to stop the baby crying

 

SpongeBob sees a sign heading for him

 

SpongeBob: AAAHHHH!!!

 

SpongeBob hits the sign, the baby smiles and giggles

 

SpongeBob: YES!

 

SpongeBob falls off the sign that says “Bikini Bottom – 300 Miles.”

Flowers For Sandy

SpongeBob is carrying some items, then stops to look at the calendar

 

SpongeBob: I almost forgot, it’s surprise Sandy day! The only question is how to surprise her.

 

SpongeBob tunnels to Sandy’s house, he can see Sandy doing something, he quickly runs inside

 

Sandy: Hello?

 

Sandy sees a letter on her table

 

Sandy: What in tarnation? “To Sandy, the smartest, prettiest squirrel in Bikini Bottom, signed a friend.”

 

We see SpongeBob giggling on the roof

 

Sandy: (sarcastically) Heh-heh, I wonder who it could be from.

 

She sees SpongeBob running

My Money

Mr. Krabs: Time to count me money.

 

Mr. Krabs opens his safe to find there’s no money in there

 

Mr. Krabs: My money! SQUIDWARD!

 

Mr. Krabs holds Squidward upside down to get the money out

 

Squidward: AHHH! I DON’T HAVE YOUR MONEY!

SpongeBob: I know who took your money.

Mr. Krabs: Tell me and I’ll let you watch as I tear him into a thousand little pieces, mush him back together and tear him into a thousand pieces all over again.

SpongeBob: (Cries) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don’t tear me into a thousand little pieces, mush me back together and tear me into pieces again.

Mr. Krabs: Why, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: To clean and polish it.

 

Mr. Krabs carries SpongeBob into the kitchen to see clean money

 

Mr. Krabs: Why, I’ll be a sea monkey’s outcome.

 

SpongeBob is now in Mr. Krabs’ safe

 

Mr. Krabs: Here’s another batch, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: I’m on it, Mr. K.

Mr. Krabs: Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob!

Pie

SpongeBob and Patrick are making a pie, they put ingredients in it, SpongeBob puts sweets in it, Patrick puts in some toys and his shorts, and Gary puts in a bone

 

SpongeBob squishes them into the pie and adds the top to the pie, he then puts it on the grill

 

SpongeBob: Ahh, pie fried on the grill. Declinature intended.

 

Patrick tries to hold the pie but it is too hot

 

Patrick: AAAHHHH!

 

SpongeBob takes the pie wearing oven gloves and puts it by the window, Squidward (who is outside) smells it and eats the pie.

 

SpongeBob and Patrick walk outside

 

SpongeBob: Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one we spent all morning cooking, just for you!

Squidward: I’m sure it’ll turn up.

 

Squidward burps up Patrick’s shorts

 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, we found your shorts.

Patrick: Hooray!

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