We see an old lady near a road at a bus stop
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard.
SpongeBob helps her cross the road
Old Lady: But I don’t…
SpongeBob: Yep, you’re safe with me.
The Old Lady hits SpongeBob on the head with her umbrella
Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!
SpongeBob: We’ll see about that!
The Old Lady jumps on SpongeBob’s back, SpongeBob tries to catch up with the bus
Old Lady: Yeee---haw!
SpongeBob’s shoe bursts, making him trip over, the Old Lady flies in the air, spins on a lamppost and lands on the bus
Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh you’re… (car runs him over)… welcome.
SpongeBob gets on a bus
SpongeBob sits down, a bay starts crying, he thinks of a way to stop the baby crying
SpongeBob slips out the bus and the baby sees him hanging from the window, the baby stops crying
SpongeBob pulls some silly faces to stop the baby crying
SpongeBob sees a sign heading for him
SpongeBob hits the sign, the baby smiles and giggles
SpongeBob falls off the sign that says “
SpongeBob is carrying some items, then stops to look at the calendar
SpongeBob: I almost forgot, it’s surprise
SpongeBob tunnels to Sandy’s house, he can see Sandy doing something, he quickly runs inside
We see SpongeBob giggling on the roof
She sees SpongeBob running
Mr. Krabs: Time to count me money.
Mr. Krabs opens his safe to find there’s no money in there
Mr. Krabs: My money! SQUIDWARD!
Mr. Krabs holds Squidward upside down to get the money out
Squidward: AHHH! I DON’T HAVE YOUR MONEY!
SpongeBob: I know who took your money.
Mr. Krabs: Tell me and I’ll let you watch as I tear him into a thousand little pieces, mush him back together and tear him into a thousand pieces all over again.
SpongeBob: (Cries) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don’t tear me into a thousand little pieces, mush me back together and tear me into pieces again.
Mr. Krabs: Why, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: To clean and polish it.
Mr. Krabs carries SpongeBob into the kitchen to see clean money
Mr. Krabs: Why, I’ll be a sea monkey’s outcome.
SpongeBob is now in Mr. Krabs’ safe
Mr. Krabs: Here’s another batch, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I’m on it, Mr. K.
Mr. Krabs: Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob and Patrick are making a pie, they put ingredients in it, SpongeBob puts sweets in it, Patrick puts in some toys and his shorts, and Gary puts in a bone
SpongeBob squishes them into the pie and adds the top to the pie, he then puts it on the grill
SpongeBob: Ahh, pie fried on the grill. Declinature intended.
Patrick tries to hold the pie but it is too hot
SpongeBob takes the pie wearing oven gloves and puts it by the window, Squidward (who is outside) smells it and eats the pie.
SpongeBob and Patrick walk outside
SpongeBob: Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one we spent all morning cooking, just for you!
Squidward: I’m sure it’ll turn up.
Squidward burps up Patrick’s shorts
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, we found your shorts.