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The Road Song

When I'm on the road, I see stuff passing by!

When I'm on the road, I've got a bug in my eye!

When I'm on the road, looks like clear skies ahead!

When I'm on the road, please stop touching my head!

Let's all sing the road song!

I wanna sing it all day long!

Let's all sing the road song!

Let's all sing along!

Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance

Chum Bucket, Sludge bucket, highway-fly-away,

Lily-liver, pizza giver, mashed potato, kelp tomato!

 

All we are trying to say is give jellyfish fields a chance,

 

Ketchup bottle, net and goggle, toll booth, rotten tooth,

Freeway plan, toast and jam, Mermaid Man, garbage can,

Citrus fruit, combat boot, give a hoot, gorilla suit,

 

All we are trying to say is give jellyfish fields a chance,

 

Plankton's eye, ham on rye, Larry's thigh, battle cry,

Mustard squirt, long-sleeved shirt, self assert, hit the dirt!

Krusty Krab, smash n' grab, Barg n' Mart, grocery cart!

 

All we are trying to say is give jellyfish fields a chance,

 

C.E.O.s, Gary's toes, Squidward's nose, panty hose!

Rocking chair, wash and wair, empty stair, Patrick's hair,

Green trees, Sandy's fleas, rise and shine, lemon lime,

Out of time, squiggly line, take a stand, hand in hand!

 

All we are trying to say is give jellyfish fields a chance!

Gary Come Home

Gary now I know, I was wrong,

I messed up, and now you’re gone!

 

Gary I’m sorry I neglected you,

Oh I never expected you to run away,

And leave me feeling this empty!

 

Your meow right now would sound like music to me,

Please come home ‘cause I miss you Gary,

 

Gary Come Home!

 

Gary can’t you see I was blind?

I’ll do anything to change your mind!

 

Gary!

 

More than a pet you’re my best friend,

Too cool to forget, Come back,

‘cause we are family,

And forgive me for making you on the roam,

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome,

Somewhere I hope you’re reading my latest 3 word poem,

 

Gary Come Home!

Gary Come Home!

Gary Come Home!

Gary Come Home!

Gary Come Home!

Ripped Pants

When I ripped my pants,

I thought I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it all sky high,

And now she won’t even spare a passing glance,

All just because I,

Ripped my pants!

 

When big Larry came round just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown,

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and,

Ripped his pants!

 

I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse,

But the pain feels so much worse,

‘Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the sun,

Or sand in your buns,

 

Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget,

So listen and you won’t regret,

Be true to yourself,

Don’t miss your change,

And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped his pants!

Underwater Sun

Come with me to the land I love,

It’s not right here,

Down the Street or Up Above,

It’s down below, in the deep blue sea,

Where SpongeBob lives,

And the fun is always free,

 

Down, Down, Down,

To the bottom of the sea,

Where our salty friend, SpongeBob,

Waits for you and me,

 

Down, Down, Down,

Oh, we’ll have lots of fun,

You and me forever in the underwater sun,

 

We’ll catch some jellyfish if we get the chance,

Say hello to Patrick and do a little dance,

Karate Chop Sandy,

See Squid get a tan,

Eat a Krabby Patty,

And foil Plankton’s plan,

 

Down, Down, Down,

To the bottom of the sea,

We’ll hook up with SpongeBob,

And his snail Gary,

 

Down, Down, Down,

Oh, we’ll have lots of fun,

You and me forever in the Underwater Sun,

Underwater Sun.

The FUN Song

F is for friends who do stuff together,

U is for you and me,

N is for anywhere and anytime at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea,

 

F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

U’s for Uranium bombs,

N is for no survivors,

When you…

 

SpongeBob: Plankton, those things aren’t what fun is all about, now do it like this.

 

F is for friends who do stuff…

 

Plankton: Never, that’s completely idiotic!

SpongeBob: Here, let me help you!

 

F is for friends who do stuff together,

U is for you and me,

Try it!

N is for anywhere and anytime at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea,

 

Plankton: Wait, I don’t understand this, I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?

SpongeBob: No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel.

Plankton: Well I like it, let’s do it again!

SpongeBob: Okay!

 

F is for frolic through all the flowers,

U is for Ukulele,

N is for Nose Picking, Sharing Gum and Sand Licking,

Here with my best buddy.

The Campfire Song

THE CAMPFIRE SONG

 

Let's gather 'round the campfire,

And sing our campfire song,

Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong,

But it'll help if you just sing along!

 

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song,

C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,

And-if-you-don't-think-that-we-can-sing-it-faster-then-you're-wrong.

But-it'll-help-if-you-just-sing-along,

C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,

PATRICK!

 

Song! C-a-m-p-f-i

 

SQUIDWARD!

 

Good!

It'll help! It'll help, if you just sing along!

A Stove is a Stove / Without You

A STOVE IS A STOVE / WITHOUT YOU

 

A stove is a stove, no matter where you go,

A patty, is a patty, that's what I say,

A grill, is a grill, this is surely so-o,

And fries, should be fries, either way!

 

But this grill is not a home,

This is not the stove I know,

 

I would trade it all away,

If you'd come back to stay!

 

This kitchen's not the same without you!

 

It's just a grill,

It's just a greasy stove,

Without you!

To Blow A Bubble That Will Last All Day

To Blow A Bubble That Will Last All Day

 

The sun must set at the end of every day,

And the curtain must fall at the end of every play,

And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop,

 

Like presents on Christmas Day,

It doesn't seem to stay,

Or a Cheese Souflee,

It doesn't last all day,

 

I will try, (I will try,)

Again, (Try again,)

To blow a bubble, (To blow a bubble,)

That will last all day, (Try to blow a bubble that will last all day,)

Dead Eye! (From "Pest of The West")

Patrick: Oh, Bikini Gulch was a pretty place,

For sweet water and Blue Sky,

‘Till one day a beast came riding from the east,

By the name of “Old Dead Eye,”

 

Fish: That dirty no good Dead Eye!

 

Patrick: He’s robbed this town,

He’s pulled my pants down,

Mrs. Puff: He made us pretty girls cry,

 

Mr. Krabs: That no good goon wants my saloon,

And my I.O.U’s due tomorrow noon,

If we don’t get some help here real soon,

 

Fish: We’ll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!

We’d stop him if we weren’t to scared to try!

 

Patrick: And if you think that’s funny,

Let me tell you sonny!

You won’t be laughing when you see….

Fish: (Gasp!)

Patrick: His….

Fish: (Gasp!)

Patrick: Big….

Fish: (Gasp!)

Patrick: Red….

Fish: (Gasp!)

Patrick: Dead Eye!

Fish: Dead Eye!

Idiot Friends! (From "Pest of The West")

SpongeBuck: Who’s there for you when you are sad and down?

(Idiot Friends)

Patrick: Who picks you up and smacks you all around?

(Idiot Friends)

SpongeBuck: Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?

Patrick: Idiot friends, Idiot friends,

Both: Idiot friends!

 

Patrick: Da da da da, do da do da do,

Both: Idiot friends!

Patrick: Da da da da, de, doo da da,

Both: Idiot friends!

Patrick: Dee da da, doo-doo-doo, doh-doh!

 

Patrick: You know, SpongeBook,

All we’ve been a-doin’ is saying about what I’ve done for you,

Well, what have you done for me?

 

SpongeBuck: Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?

Patrick: Thanks buddy! Only an idiot would do that!

SpongeBook: Let’s bring it home, idiot friend!

Patrick: Okay!

 

SpongeBuck: Who lets you ride on his coffin?

Patrick: Who slaps you hard so often?

SpongeBuck: What do you and me have in common?

Both: We’re idiot friends!

If I Could Talk To Money

 

If I could talk to money,

How great my life would be,

We’d tell each other secrets,

All their friends would visit me,

I’d bathe in filthy riches,

Which is clean enough for me,

If you could tell me what you want,

How happy we would be,

 

We’d surely be the best of friends,

We’d never disagree,

There couldn’t be a downside,

Not one that I can see,

 

If I could talk to money,

Come on, sing with me,

 

Squidward: Actually, I gotta go.

SpongeBob: I feel I have to pee.

 

If I could talk to money,

And it could talk to me,

We’d always be the best of friends,

For all eternity,

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